Dropkicking Bullet Shells

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

Sherlock Alphabet » Greg Lestrade

During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

ppsyduck:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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typoned:

how in the heck

typoned:

how in the heck